Saturday, August 7, 2010
Is It Corn Yet?
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he has any corn. The bartender says. "We don't have corn here. So get out of here." The next day the duck returns to the bar and asks for corn. The bartender says, "I told you we don't have any corn, get out and don't come back.!" The next day the duck returns to the bar and asks for corn. The bartender orders the duck to leave and says. "If you come back again I will nail your webbed feet to the floor." The next day the duck returns and asks the bartender for nails. " I don't have nails, this is a bar!" says the bartender. The duck then says, "Good, can I have some corn?"
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